Dumb IKEA customers of the day
Perhaps I should have a dumb ikea customer post each week, considering how they all seem to venture out of their rocks on Saturdays.
Highlights for today:
“Are the chips fried in fish?”
“She [next customer] touched the side of my plate – can I get a fresh serving?” (the customer standing next to this woman…her facial reaction to this was priceless)
“I can’t eat eat oil – can I get a new [quiche] that hasn’t touched the chips?” (for those that don’t know, quiche has bulk loads of cheese hence lots of oil in it…..-_-)
SIGH.
Jakki posted @ 5:49 pm
Wait… What?
It is normally Jakki’s job to complain about movies, movie directors, 3D glasses and JAMES CAMERON. But… now it looks like it is my turn to do that.
Apparently, James Cameron is going to develop a 3D camera for a Mars rover,
Seriously James Cameron… GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SCIENCE, WHAT IS THIS?! As if it wasn’t enough that you ruin Jakki’s life, NOW YOU RUIN MINE TOO?!
I am almost certain that this is a huge publicity stunt. But just… the FUCK.
There is absolutely NO REASON for James Cameron to be involved in this, no reason at all.
I think, right now, I hate James Cameron as much as Jakki does.
What the fuck. Just… no words.
Cam posted @ 4:28 pm
Magazines
I was at the shops yesterday, buying food. There was this woman in front of me in the queue. She had $600 worth of shopping (I checked). So I was waiting for ages for it to all be put through the till.
Now normally I never look at magazines in the shops, my amazing brain just diverts my attention away from them, but since I was there for so long today I eventually looked at them, and this is what I thought:
“People read THIS?!”
I was honestly disgusted. Were Jakki around I am sure we would have had a new Cam Is Disgusted photo.
I cannot believe the kind of utter shit people read.
That is all.
Good night, Internet!
Cam posted @ 2:31 am
Hipster-dom
I saw this dude in the shopping center today who was wearing black leggings, guyliner and those gay cardigan/vest things and huge black rimmed glasses and had to fight the urge to roll my eyes and pull a ‘are you serious?’ look as he walked past.
Seriously.
Why do some guys think wearing thick black eyeliner and skinny black jeans which pretty much look like leggings makes them look hot? Unless you’re Johnny Depp, guyliner looks strange on pretty much every guy. And guyliner paired with leggings? It’s almost as bad as girls wearing belts as skirts.
I’m not saying guys CAN’T wear whatever the hell they want…it’s just the popularity of skinny legs/eyeliner that confuses me because whenever I pass by the Amplifier/Capitol in Perth at night (a popular hangout for poseurs), its skinny leg poser central.
Some guys just shouldn’t be wearing them, and while they may be try hard music/indie/arts subculture people trying to make it big through their fashion choices, most of the time it looks really wrong and poserish.
That is all I have to say on the matter.
(But you can click here and read this entertaining article by AdBusters!)
(Sad to note I actually know people as described in above article.)
Jakki posted @ 4:41 pm
Updatation
Because I am currently on a sugar high and am WAY TOO FULL of indian food, ice cream and chocolate to sleep, I updated some stuff on this site.
Not only did I post a long ass rant on my hate for gimmicky 3D marketing tactics….we now have a ‘Cam is Disgusted’ page! You may have noticed it in the links menu above.
It’s our super cool new image blog of Cam being disgusted at things that make no sense. The Kinder Surprise rip offs really inspired it all!
Enjoy.
Oh and…in case my rant about 3D wasn’t enough. See if you can spot what’s wrong with these photos:
