Miss Muppet
It’s raining outside, my light is flickering, I’ve had hot chocolate and my phone has died. All the perfect excuses to start writing about someone I once knew. A fruitcake psychopathic bitch who can’t seem to find any real friends. A real life muppet.
I don’t usually encounter people that makes me as angry as Miss Muppet. I have to say, I don’t even like shit talking people because it’s just…not something I do. But in this case, I’ll make an exception. Because you only meet these kinds of people once in your life, and sometimes they are just so borderline insane you just have to warn everyone from associating with these kinds of people.
I first met Miss Muppet when I was in high school. Even back then, everyone really didn’t like her because she was just plain weird, and she always looked down on people based on her standards of what she thought a ‘friend’ was. She was rude and kinda slow, and I guess that part hasn’t really changed over the years. Being the incredibly nice person I was, I pretty much kept her company the time she was at my school, which was like a year if I remember correctly. But even then, I realized just how much of a fruitcake Miss Muppet was. She’s just one of those people where…if you meet her, you will KNOW what I am talking about. She doesn’t have any real friends because she either blocks them out of her life completely when she feels like it or she has some crazy mad delusional fits where she reimagines real events to how she wants to see it…then blames everything on everyone else BUT her.
Anyhow, she left my high school, and I only met up with her recently when she found me on myspace…then facebook. Oh the wonders of social networking sites. I have to say, she defied all my expectations when she said she was at UWA….studying “law”. I don’t know how successful she is doing now, but all I can say is…wow.
You really have to meet this muppet to get what I am talking about though. Not only is she slow in the head, she’s one of those people who finds a way to make everything make sense in HER EYES…but not anyone elses. And these types of people pisses me off. The types of people who take NO RESPONSIBILITY whatsoever for their actions, and the types of people who just disrespect their so called friends because they suddenly suffer from temporary amnesia. She doesn’t listen to anyone, she thinks what she says is fact, and she treats all of her ‘friends’ like shit.
As corny and stupid as it sounds, everything feels so much lighter now that she’s out of the picture…..I mean I was nice enough to talk to her and keep her company for LONGER THAN I NEEDED TO but honestly, there is only so much you can take. I just don’t understand how some people can be so slow, and so thick in the head. How people can just twist events around to suit their line of thinking – how they can just outright disrespect others in front of other people in public.
I realize this might sound extremely disjointed and nonsensical to anyone else observing from an outside perspective, but this is just me…ranting about how shit some people can be. It takes a lot to piss me off, but she called Cam a ‘shit friend’ AND disrespected him in a public forum, and that just CROSSES THE LINE. I think that warrants a shit blog post about how shit she is, and how no one should ever have to encounter muppets like these…ever. I won’t even go into all the legal shizz she’s been through, or the moral/ethical encounters she has had because I would just be going on forever.
All I’m saying is….I can’t believe I put up with shit people like Miss Muppet for so long. I read recently people do a spring cleaning of their friends once every seven years. Well…I guess it’s spring cleaning time for me.
Edit by Cam: To add to this… Miss Muppet is the ONLY person to have ever called me a shit friend and disown me (this would actually be the second time she has done so), and it was hurtful. It is FUCKING HARD to hurt my feelings (as I am a man and do not have any); yet she managed it. She is, in every sense of the word, shit.
Something is seriously wrong with her brain!
…Like she’s probably missing a part of it or something. An important part.
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After reading this blog article from your website, I have until now kept quiet out of respect for the friendship at the time but after reading the lies that both of you have written about me, you have further highlighted the reasons why I dumped you and Cameron as friends. Your lack of respect towards my property, my friend and me in general was unacceptable and the final straw in our friendship.
Your behaviour now is just as disgusting and cowardly as your nature back when we were friends. I don’t want to be dealing with people like you who seem to have a lot of time on your hands writing pseudo-journalistic crap, obviously that “arts degree” isn’t giving you some satisfaction if you need to attack me or what I do with myself (which I do by the way is none of your business). I would stick to trying not to fuck up sweeping floors and serving meatballs as it seems like this is where you are headed in life.
I have also sent this article to a lawyer, and any more blog articles or slandering of myself on any communicative public medium and I will take this further not just with a lawyer but also to the police for ongoing and unwarranted harassment.
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lol u mad?
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