Twilight
So I suppose it’s inevitable that a shitblog will eventually have some sort of post on Twilight.
If you haven’t heard of Twilight, youve probably been living under a rock the past few years.
I watched the 2 movies last night with my friends and I don’t know what we were thinking. We all hate it, but we thought it’d be funny to watch the two movies and laugh at how hilariously bad it is.
I’m actually cracking up right now because I can just remember Cam’s “hey, found a guy who’s wearing a shirt over there, let’s beat him up!” dub over Jacob’s shirtless wolfpack brother on the beach…ahhhh you had to be there.
But yeah. Watching the two movies really takes the life out of you. It is thoroughly exhausting dealing with all that teenage, vampire angst.
Seriously, how do people like this franchise? How did Stephanie Meyer get so popular from this series!?!?
I also found out yesterday that not only did Edward watch Bella sleep at night for months, he OILED THE HINGES ON HER WINDOW and SAT STARING AT HER IN THE CORNER IN A ROCKING CHAIR.
God Twilight is seriously fucked up.
