Self-righteous people
So there will be no dumb ikea customer post today, because they just didn’t get outta bed today…or I just couldn’t be bothered paying attention to their dumb antics.
Either way, I DID overhear this conversation today which kinda disgusted me, while I was eating lunch. Without going into tooo much detail, this is kinda a recreation of what I heard:
- That’s so exciting you’re getting married soon!
- Oh yeah, I know, like I just can’t wait. It’s so stressful and I have SO much to plan for!
- Oh cool, you know what you’re wearing yet?
- Yeah, but the dresses are so expensive. I had to pay for it all coz my bridesmaids don’t have the same boob size so the alterations just cost heaps. Like, one of my bridesmaids has SUCH a flat chest and the other has huuge boobs so yeah, its annoying! [annoying annoyed laugh]
- Ahh yeah. Haha. [5 minute conversation about boobs and how they are annoying for dress fittings. "eye-roll"] How many people are going?
-Well a few… Like, there is no way I’m inviting all my single friends coz they’ll just bring random boys that I don’t know and I’m not having that at my wedding!
- Oh ok..yeah….true….
- I just think, like, you kinda need a partner if you’re gunna go to a wedding and I don’t want my single friends there coz they’ll just ruin everything.
-Fair enough. I’m sure it’ll be a great wedding, sounds like you’ve planned it well. Now I feel like such a loner.
-Yeah it’s funny coz like all my friends are like ‘I don’t think I could get married this young! What are you doing?!’ And I’m just like ‘Well I’ll be having kids by the time you’re getting married so whatever!’[annoying self righteous laugh]
-Haha …..
-Yeah, my wedding [IS SO AWESOME AND I'M GETTING MARRIED AND I'M GOING ON HOLIDAYS AND IM GETTING MARRIED AND DID I MENTION I'M GETTING MARRIED?!? BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH]
Yeah. I suppose its easier to understand if you were there in person. I mean, I was trying SO hard not to snicker at their conversation because some of the stuff they were saying was just so disgustingly annoying. It was like listening to two 15 year olds talk about marriage. Figure that one out.
…Just
No words… Boob size… ju- WHAT? I don’t ge- seriously, the fuck?
No words.
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