May
01
Dumb IKEA customers of the day
Perhaps I should have a dumb ikea customer post each week, considering how they all seem to venture out of their rocks on Saturdays.
Highlights for today:
“Are the chips fried in fish?”
“She [next customer] touched the side of my plate – can I get a fresh serving?” (the customer standing next to this woman…her facial reaction to this was priceless)
“I can’t eat eat oil – can I get a new [quiche] that hasn’t touched the chips?” (for those that don’t know, quiche has bulk loads of cheese hence lots of oil in it…..-_-)
SIGH.
